Before the year is out, I have several lists to make. Some of them are private, but some I am willing to share. Some you’ll like, and some… you’ll wonder why I’m sharing them…such is the nature of blogging.
The first is the list of things that are not hobbies, and outside of this list, should not appear in this blog.
Shovelling snow. Despite the fact that I will have to do this for the next few months, and despite the fact that the news people/weather forecasters, having survived the end of the Mayan calendar, are now calling for the snowiest winter in living memory, this is not a hobby. It requires specialist equipment, and at times inhuman persistence, but it is not a hobby.
Drinking egg nog or hot chocolate. Making the perfect cup of either of these two delicious things should be considered a hobby, but drinking them does not satisfy the definition.
Commuting. Though it requires a certain tenacity, not to mention resistance to cold Canadian mornings, it does not qualify as a hobby. The things that make it go faster (reading, playing video games, shaking my head at what some people are wearing, and trying to stare at some of my beautiful fellow commuters) are hobbies, but you knew that already.
Guessing the contents of presents before opening them. This is definitely fun, and requires some innate talent, but is not a hobby. I would wager to say it would make a great career if we could turn it into a carnival act, but it’s not a hobby.
Eating ramen. In Japan, this is a hobby, or a career, or a lifestyle…maybe even a religion, but not in my current world. Sometimes I wish it were, but that’s another story.
Cleaning. Fantastic if you like it. Creepy if you like it too much. A necessity for sure. Not a hobby.
Sleeping. I covered this in an earlier blog (if you haven’t read it go check it out) and things still haven’t changed. It isn’t a hobby…despite my students’ insistence.
Shopping. I know, I know, for some of you out there this is a hobby……..but I just can’t wrap my head around it, so I am going to have to say no. Feel free to convince me. I’m not saying it can’t be done. I don’t believe it can, but you might have a good argument. Maybe.
Feel free to add to my list. And expect more lists as the year draws to a close. Some will look back at the past (as in what I accomplished this past year) and some will look to the future (what I hope to accomplish in the upcoming year).